I was very drunk last night and created this monstrosity…
I was very drunk last night and created this monstrosity…
by MrSt4pl3s
42 Comments
amoosedagoose
idek what im lookin at
Gtraz68
Smash. That’s not pizza, it contains pizza.
phatLipzzz
GUILTY!
Dankany
This made me crack up lmao
ShadowMask87
Too drunk to grab a second plate for the noodles checks out but eesh.
WiltedCranberry
Fuck it I’d eat that drunk
MrSt4pl3s
It’s Left over pepperoni oven pizza, topped with spam chunks, serranos, habaneros, mozzarella, beef ramen, teriyaki sauce, Tapatio, cheese, and more cheese
Virtual_Tea6341
This looks like a specialty dish in Korea somehow.
FiveDollarRimjobs
How was it
DamnedDirtyHuman
I feel like drunk you made this abomination with this sub in mind…. Straight to prison for premeditated pizza crimes.
Security_Emergency
Pizza crimes
4bidden-hands
Not the first crime committed under the influence of a bottle
SameDirection6991
Daddy?!
DraculShadow
The_Captain_Whymzi
Have you considered an alcohol-induced insanity plea?
swervecityPhILM
It might be time to check out an AA meeting my guy😂
iH8MotherTeresa
This is only a pizza crime in that you violated the pizza.
KittiesRule1968
That’s not pizza. There’s pizza in the mix, but that’s not pizza……it looks like something that my new horse that’s being treated for parasites left in her stall.
Jumpy-Impact3265
Please Lord forgive him for he knows not what he’s done.
We’re not really sure what he did either but it looks like a flattened sheep.
Lucky_Louch
him-“It’s a state of the art dish”
me-“It’s the state of the floor I’m worried about”
Dangerous_Ad_6101
No crime committed.
New Pizza Cult founded.
Bdowns_770
Def a crime, but it’s fantastic.
AbleRelationship5287
Genius sometimes looks like insanity to the unwashed masses. Not guilty
CapTexAmerica
Just plead insanity and throw yourself on the mercy of the court.
balkons13
You werent just drunk, you were high!
FishNipples666
I’ve done shit like this stoned
Chezburger8675
Peter Griffith
hatecriminal
ElectricalStore8271
Your weed card has been suspended for 1 month
LadyBulldog7
Stoner food. Basically not guilty due to insanity. Which I will say is fun…
Doglover4561
What
I_Have_Issues_23
I think this is easily one of the worst things I’ve ever seen
EM05L1C3
Ngl I am really stone and this looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥
FearToxinJunkie
I don’t know what this says about me but I’d probably eat that completely sober
ReasonableInternal75
I think you just invented reverse gastronomy. It looks like you took a vomit and brought it back
TheVoidWithout
How thirsty were you this morning?
Valerian_
For a second it looked like an okonomiyaki
LeilLikeNeil
Why are you like this?
guhreen
I’m drunk – would eat
pickledeggmanwalrus
When I’m fucked I eat all this too just not at same time.I eat the left over pizza while the other shit is cooking
Illustrious_Glass386
Somehow looks so good even though I know that’s soy souce and I know the pizza gonna be soggy ash from everything else
fuzzballz5
Looks like he was stoned to be honest. You don’t get those combinations without the munchies.
42 Comments
idek what im lookin at
Smash. That’s not pizza, it contains pizza.
GUILTY!
This made me crack up lmao
Too drunk to grab a second plate for the noodles checks out but eesh.
Fuck it I’d eat that drunk
It’s Left over pepperoni oven pizza, topped with spam chunks, serranos, habaneros, mozzarella, beef ramen, teriyaki sauce, Tapatio, cheese, and more cheese
This looks like a specialty dish in Korea somehow.
How was it
I feel like drunk you made this abomination with this sub in mind…. Straight to prison for premeditated pizza crimes.
Pizza crimes
Not the first crime committed under the influence of a bottle
Daddy?!
Have you considered an alcohol-induced insanity plea?
It might be time to check out an AA meeting my guy😂
This is only a pizza crime in that you violated the pizza.
That’s not pizza. There’s pizza in the mix, but that’s not pizza……it looks like something that my new horse that’s being treated for parasites left in her stall.
Please Lord forgive him for he knows not what he’s done.
We’re not really sure what he did either but it looks like a flattened sheep.
him-“It’s a state of the art dish”
me-“It’s the state of the floor I’m worried about”
No crime committed.
New Pizza Cult founded.
Def a crime, but it’s fantastic.
Genius sometimes looks like insanity to the unwashed masses. Not guilty
Just plead insanity and throw yourself on the mercy of the court.
You werent just drunk, you were high!
I’ve done shit like this stoned
Peter Griffith
Your weed card has been suspended for 1 month
Stoner food. Basically not guilty due to insanity. Which I will say is fun…
What
I think this is easily one of the worst things I’ve ever seen
Ngl I am really stone and this looks 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don’t know what this says about me but I’d probably eat that completely sober
I think you just invented reverse gastronomy. It looks like you took a vomit and brought it back
How thirsty were you this morning?
For a second it looked like an okonomiyaki
Why are you like this?
I’m drunk – would eat
When I’m fucked I eat all this too just not at same time.I eat the left over pizza while the other shit is cooking
Somehow looks so good even though I know that’s soy souce and I know the pizza gonna be soggy ash from everything else
Looks like he was stoned to be honest. You don’t get those combinations without the munchies.